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I was just IMed from a "GodlyCoho" asking if I liked puppies, to which I responded "yes, who is this?"

No further response. If this is someone I know, I hope you don't trail off like that to everyone online. "Do you like puppies" leaves much room for the imagination--I hear it said in Heath Ledger's Joker voice paralleling the creepiness of "I have candy in my car for you, kid..."

So, GodlyCoho, whoever you are, I like puppies and find you disturbing at the moment.
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My first tweet occurred tonight. I'm not enthused, rather, discouraged over the fact that I'll be spending twice the time updating my status, but created my account regardless, because I fall prey to anything that helps me procrastinate.

Second day dinner: steak with onions (feeling ambitious), SPAM, funky-ass rice (there is reason our cooker was marked down on clearance), chips 'n' dip: ruffles with french onion and tortilla with salsa, Nerds and shortbread cookies for dessert, water to wash this random college dinner down.

If only I were as motivated by reading for class as I am by food.

I may doze off in lecture again tomorrow and have a doozy of a story about how I sank into a deeper sleep and spoke nonsensical things aloud in class. Excited?

I am.