a blonde joke

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get started!"

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help her. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea and then" he said with a deep sigh,


"...let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
[cue rim shot, hah! thanks Aunt A. for that :]