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Coachella 3-day pass: $285 plus a 30 min. drive to buy it cash up front OR $308 via Tmaster--curse your fees!
Coachella 3 days of food (at least three roasted corns a day) + useless stuff I want from vendor tents + overpriced festival tee: $100 in my dreams.
Round trip flight to Florida: ++/-$200.
Ultra (UMF) 2-day ticket: $180.
Housing, assuming I don't have an insider connection or a hook-me-up + foodstuffs + my black hole stomach + souvenir crap: $???
Grand spankin' total of $$$,$$$,$$$.$$ ...priceless? I think not.

Did I mention that I'd also like to buy a season pass to the Pantages for this year, see Andrew Bird, go to the LA Zoo, the Aquarium of the Pacific (though the $26 zoo/aquarium combo is great), Getty, Lacma, eat at Katsuya, Spago...

Let's take a poll, shall we?
[ ] Win the lottery
[ ] Find a sugar daddie.
[ ] Sell favors and adult videos underneath 555 in neon red light district
[ ] Sell favors at the corner of Hollywood and Vine
[ ] Try sitting by schizophrenic hobo in front of Starbuck's with a cup
[ ] Stand on Bruinwalk in a sandwich board and hold out a cup
[ ] Become my role model, Britney *crosses fingers* or
[ ] Equal the success of the next best thing, Britney Houston
[ ] Steal
[ ] Work for it. ROFLMAO.
[ ]


If only I had patented the darn Snuggie 14 years ago...now I just look like a bitter biter (alliteration intended) when I wear my robe backwards.